Friday, March 04, 2005

Size WHAT??

Dear Bill Levkoff,

I will be wearing one of your lovely dresses at the wedding of a dear friend in October. We're all really excited about the wedding, the lovely dress and all the fun we'll have on the big day.

We're also really excited about the currently gestating baby that will be lucky enough to attend his/her first wedding so soon after being born. Which leads me to my question- please explain to me how it happens that I can walk around right now in normal, size 12 pants when I'm 13 weeks into my pregnancy, and still measure for a size 20 dress?

Did you know that I was a size 10 before I got pregnant? Did you know that there were a few days in November and December that I fit into a size 8? Did you? DID YOU???

I think that you and your willy-nilly size chart need to kiss my ass.

I'll send you a picture of the lovely, matching sling I intend to make for my baby out of the excess dress material. Maybe there is a niche market, there.

No love,

KU

3 Comments:

Blogger oopsbrokencondoms said...

LOL! Oh, Kel! I love your blog!

3:16 PM  
Blogger Uncle Mit said...

I hope you aren't saying this out loud. Your baby is going to be born with Tourette's....

8:59 AM  
Blogger Claire...the Ann Arbor Hippie said...

One thing I've been thinking about this post, it's of course... about the sling! LOL!

You know, you could just use the matching fabric at the bottom of the tail of the ring sling and do a coordinating fabric for the body of the sling.

(oh, and I have a non-padded sling preference and you should make sure that they're petite compatible)

Also, there are many many people who would turn your fabric into a sling, this is just one http://www.littleants.com/Wallabywear/wallaby_wear_hand.htm Someone tell me how in the world to make my links clickable!?!?

Alright, babble over. :)

6:12 AM  

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